Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

I don't know what your plans might be this week, but in the United States we're celebrating our harvest and giving thanks for what may be left of our blessings with our traditional long lines at the airports.
New this year are dirty pictures sponsored by the TSA. Sold to us by fear mongers as a way to find hidden weapons or explosives, what the manufaturers didn't tell us was these are the technical equivalent to the X-ray specs sold on the back of Archie and Veronica Comic books. The pictures only take a little enhancement and make lovely pornos your congressman can masturbate to.

Of course, they have an opt- out, but that's made headlines too, as people find those searches intrusive. Personally, I don't get it. Clearly I'm not concealing anything, but you know these official types, they MUST do their duty. Every orifice needs to be explored.


Dare I say there were event parts of it I enjoyed? Why he even offered to buy me a drink afterward, thought I really can't drink virtual alcohol right now. Primfetal alcohol syndrom has never been proven, but who wants to take a chance?
Reporting for CMNF Naughty News, I'm Zimmi Warwick.

2 comments:

  1. With travelers like you, TSA should have an easier time hiring inspectors.

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  2. I know your busy and life is full. But I miss your nude reports. I hope you have a chance to post another soon.

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