Talk Like a Pirate Day." It's the international day of getting really drunk and talking really silly. Okay there is Superbowl Sunday for that as well, but I did say "international."
So my advice is hoist ye sails, grab a bottle o rum, throw some Jimmy Buffet in the sound system and step lively, there are wenches awaiting.
Reporting for CMNF Naughty News, I'm Bonny Zimmi the Nosey, Arrr!